/1. To be able to eat vegetarian food without clenching my face.
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2. Not to crave for non veg, for every meal in a day.
3. Not to assume that Hanuman is still alive and lives in the Himalayas.
4. I don’t feel regret being a woman when I am chumming.
5. I am more relaxed and less tensed
6. To see the unseen and hear the unheard
7. To eat without thinking about my weight.
8. I could slide my cards on and on and not pay any bills.
9. I drink..but lots and lots of water.
10. That Meryl Streep stop getting Oscar nomination
11. And finally Leonardo winning an Oscar.
12. Freido Pinto stop speaking in an unknown accent
13. Music be music and not Yo Yo Honey Singh
14. I learn how to let go things.
15. And when that is done, I don’t look back and regret.
16. I appreciate more that I have and not crave for things which are simply not meant for me.
17. I stop snoring
18. I stop professing my love for chocolates
19. I have a house made up of cheesecake only.
20. That dogs could speak and when I sad she comes to me says, that everything will be fine, for real.
21. A tiny vacuum that constantly roams around my apartment picking up hairs.
22. I had a mirror which shows my tummy in rather than out.
23. I had a completely white t -shirt which does not change color, whatsoever.
24. There was birth control for men
25. Tasty foods have no calories.
26. I do not have to wax and be a bear
27. I have a time machine and travel to all the best memories that I have left behind.
28. For a face where there are not pimples and freckles.
29. I knew I had 100 more lives after this
30. I lived by the sea.
31. People won’t give me hopeless smirks when I ask for a XL size in clothes.
32. For self de-clogging shower drains.
33. I don’t regret being a woman when I am chumming
34. Or can stop my period, when the time is not right.
35. For magic in my fingers that would produce
36. I traveled through out the world without any ticket and money
35. My identification is not just mere papers, but me myself.
36. For hair products that switch hair from curly and wavy to straight, whenever I want to, without struggling.
37. I finally learn how to tie a sari.
38. For more ladies public toilet.
39. For a pair of heels that won’t break my feet.
40. For my grandfather’s company.
41. An internet browser extension that hides all wedding and baby announcements.
42. I stop writing reminders on papers and then forget about those papers.
43. That finally people know that Naseeruddin Shah and Paresh Rawal are better actors than Amitabh Bacchan.
44. The rain actually wipe away all tears.
45. To live life without smart phones and laptop.
46. To demolish dead lines and alarm clocks
47. To be a photographer.
48. To travel around the ancient and medieval ruins of the world.
49. To see Egypt.
50. To walk down the streets, alone and not feel scared.
51. To date Nawazuddin Siddiqui.
